asvprock:

My Anaconda don’t want to wake up at 6am for school.

roooop:

tupacabra:

friend: guess what????

me: what?

friend: no!!!!!!! you have to guess!!!!

me:

Hehehe I make ppl guess

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

(via catelynconnie)

jamesdeenhateclub:

favourite sex position: u in front of the atm getting me $$$$$

(via xotheweekndxo)

ranjhana:

The first step towards being in an interracial relationship is being attracted to other races. I dunno how to do this, my parents conditioned me otherwise.

"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"

(via aureat)

(via adrenaline)

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